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Thor's Hammer Custom Leather

Wuhan Flu Precautions at Thor's Hammer...

We here are doing our part to reduce the spread of the Wuhan Flu.

We are drinking beer and spirits... keeping alcohol in our system in order to kill the bug.

We are wearing a mask so we can't be identified by any speed cameras as we are out cruising past some governors or mayors sanctimonious tyrannical curfew.

We are living our normal lifestyle, which is apparently called "quarantine" because we here at Thor's Hammer really don't like most people and have been avoiding them for years.

If you are concerned about the possibility of the Wuhan Flu bug being on your leather goods, just let me know and for $25 I will pour a bottle of Jack Daniels over it before it ships.

If you will be visiting my shop, you will be shot if you try to come in wearing a mask. I apologize for this. It is an old habit, and old habits are hard to break.


Thank you for your understanding.


Thor

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